The soft glow of my phone lit up the quiet room as midnight crept in. I lay propped against a stack of pillows, scrolling through nothing in particular, the mindfulness I preach to clients conspicuously absent. In a bid for redemption, I tapped open an AI meditation app, its algorithmic soundscapes promising peace.
The irony of outsourcing my zen to AI wasn’t lost on me, but there I was, letting binary code guide me to deep sleep. Eight hours later, I had to laugh—decades of meditation practice, and it was an app that led me to tranquility. Apparently, inner peace really does come with a download button these days.